The Unfuckery Audit
A 10–15 minute business review for bridal hair & makeup artists who feel stuck, invisible, or overlooked.
If you're sat there wondering....
"Why am I not getting enquiries?"
"Why does everyone else seem booked while I'm refreshing my inbox?"
"Why am I posting constantly but nothing is converting?"
Then mate… it’s time for a bit of unfuckery.
Because most artists don’t have a talent problem.
They have a clarity, positioning, and visibility problem.
And sometimes all it takes is someone outside your business to point out what the hell is actually going on.
That’s where this comes in.
WTF is an Unfuckery Audit??
A personalised Loom video audit of your bridal business where I review the key places your dream brides are finding you.
I’ll look at:
Your Instagram
Your website
Your SEO basics
Your brand messaging
Your positioning in the bridal market
And most importantly…
The thing that might be stopping brides from actually booking you.
You’ll receive a 10–15 minute video breakdown where I walk through your business and explain:
What’s working
What’s confusing
What might be holding you back
What you can fix immediately
No corporate scripted coaching nonsense.
Just straight talking strategy from someone who ran a successful bridal business for 15 years & gives a sh*t about yours!
How it works
Step 1
Fill in the short form below.
You’ll tell me:
Your biggest current struggle
Your Instagram handle
Your website
Where you feel stuck in your business.
This will then take you through to purchase.
Step 2
I take a proper look at your business.
I’ll review your:
Instagram
Website structure
Messaging
SEO basics
Overall positioning
Step 3
You receive your Unfuckery Audit video within 5 working days.
A 10–15 minute Loom review where I break down what I see and give you clear direction on what to do next.
This Is Perfect For You If…
You’re a bridal hair or makeup artist who:
Feels like you're blending in online
Is posting on Instagram but not getting enquiries
Has a website but isn’t sure if it’s actually working
Feels stuck between raising prices and attracting better brides
Knows your work is good but something isn’t clicking in your business
Or you’re simply thinking:
“What the hell should I actually focus on to get booked?”
Expect honesty, strategy, and a few “ohhh… that’s why” moments.
What You'll Walk Away With:
Clarity on what might be holding your bookings back
Quick fixes you can implement straight away
A better understanding of how brides are seeing your brand
Strategy you can actually use in your business
And a bloody good kick up the arse if that’s what you need!
This is not a full coaching session.
Think of it as a business x-ray.
You’ll see exactly what’s happening under the surface and what direction you should move in.
If you want deeper support afterwards, I’ll also show you the best ways we can work together moving forward.
But there’s absolutely no pressure.
THE INVESTMENT
Your unfuckery audit is now ONLY £39!
For a personalised audit of your bridal business and a clear direction on what to focus on next...... this is an absolute no brainer!
This is the quickest way to get real insight into what’s going on in your bridal business.